Part 2 – Shaadi Mein Seva… Ya Tabahi?
Welcome to my story blog!
This is Part -2 of an original comedy series titled
3 Tigada, Kaam Bigaada
Ye story hai teen doston ki —
Gurpreet (Punjabi), Sameer (Muslim), aur Raghav (Hindu) —
jo alag backgrounds se hote hue bhi ek strong friendship share karte hain.
Inki life ka simple rule hai:
“Jahan ye teen saath hote hain… wahan kaam bigadta zaroor hai.”
Here you can read part 1: Part 1
Part 2 – Shaadi Mein Seva… Ya Tabahi?
Ek subah Pandey chai stall par usual meeting chal rahi thi.
Gurpreet samosa kha raha tha.
Sameer phone scroll kar raha tha.
Aur Raghav chai ko ghurte hue apni life decisions ke baare mein soch raha tha.
Pandey ji teenon ko dekh kar bole,
“Ek kaam hai tum logon ke liye.”
Sameer turant suspicious ho gaya.
“Pandey ji… pichli baar ka business idea bhi aapne hi support kiya tha.”
Pandey ji hans pade.
“Arey is baar simple kaam hai.”
“Sharma ji ke ghar shaadi hai. Unhe volunteers chahiye.”
Gurpreet ki aankhon mein chamak aa gayi.
“Shaadi?”
Raghav bola,
“Matlab free khana.”
Sameer ne slowly kaha,
“Matlab disaster.”
Shaadi Ka Din
Shaam ko teenon shaadi wale ghar pahunch gaye.
Lights, decorations, music… sab kuch perfect lag raha tha.
Sharma ji ne teenon ko dekha aur bola,
“Achha hua tum log aa gaye. Thoda help kar do.”
Sameer ne Raghav ko dheere se bola,
“Bas ab kuch na kuch bigadne wala hai.”
Pehla Kaam – Guest Management
Teenon ko gate par khada kiya gaya.
Kaam simple tha:
Guests ko welcome karna.
Pehle guest aaye.
Gurpreet ne full energy mein bola,
“WELCOME SIR!”
Guest thoda dar gaya.
Sameer dheere se bola,
“Airport security nahi hai… normal reh.”
Dusra guest aaya.
Raghav politely bola,
“Namaste ji, andar aa jaiye.”
Tabhi Gurpreet ne poocha,
“Gift laaye ho na?”
Sameer ne uska muh band kar diya.
“Pagal hai kya?”
Guest awkward ho gaya.
Food Counter Ka Attack
Thodi der baad Gurpreet ka patience khatam ho gaya.
Usne bola,
“Yaar main food counter check karke aata hoon.”
Sameer bola,
“Check karega ya khayega?”
Gurpreet already chala gaya.
5 minute baad wapas aaya.
Plate full.
Raghav shocked.
“Abhi toh shaadi start bhi nahi hui.”
Gurpreet bola,
“Quality test kar raha hoon.”
Sameer bola,
“Tu toh food inspector nikla.”
DJ Disaster
Thodi der baad Sharma ji aaye.
“Beta DJ wale ko thoda help kar do.”
Sameer ne turant bola,
“Galti kar rahe hain aap.”
Lekin Sharma ji ja chuke the.
DJ wale ne bola,
“Bas bride entry pe romantic music play kar dena.”
Sameer ne Raghav ko bola,
“Simple kaam hai. Bas ek button dabana.”
The Moment
Bride entry ka time aa gaya.
Hall mein silence ho gaya.
Sab emotional ho gaye.
Bride chalna start karti hai.
Sameer bolta hai,
“Raghav… button dabao.”
Raghav button dabata hai.
Speakers se achanak loud music blast hota hai:
“TUNAK TUNAK TUN…”
Poora hall shock.
Bride bhi ruk gayi.
Sameer slowly Gurpreet ki taraf mudta hai.
“Ye kya hai?”
Gurpreet proudly bolta hai,
“Playlist main change kar diya tha.”
Sameer facepalm.
“Shaadi hai… Punjabi dance show nahi.”
Baraat Ka Confusion
Situation somehow handle ho gayi.
Lekin tabhi ek aur problem aayi.
Kisi ne bola,
“Dulha nahi mil raha!”
Sab panic ho gaye.
Sharma ji tension mein aa gaye.
“Dulha kahan gaya?”
Sameer calmly bola,
“Last time maine usse food counter ke paas dekha tha.”
Teenon wahan gaye.
Aur kya scene tha?
Dulha quietly biryani kha raha tha.
Gurpreet excited ho gaya.
“Bhai sahi kar rahe ho.”
Sameer bola,
“Shaadi se pehle energy recharge.”
Raghav bola,
“Chalo chalo jaldi stage par.”
The Final Disaster
Sab kuch finally normal ho gaya.
Lekin last scene baaki tha.
Gurpreet ne decoration ke paas ek fancy smoke machine dekhi.
Usne button dabaya.
Suddenly stage par bahut zyada smoke ho gaya.
Guests confuse.
Kisi ne chillaya,
“AAG LAG GAYI!”
Log idhar udhar bhaagne lage.
Sameer chillaya,
“Band kar machine!”
Gurpreet button dhoondhne laga.
“Kaunsa button tha?”
Raghav panic.
“Bas ab police bhi aayegi.”
Shaadi Ka Result
Finally smoke band hua.
Shaadi somehow complete ho gayi.
Lekin Sharma ji ka patience khatam ho gaya.
Unhone teenon ko side mein bulaya.
“Beta…”
Pause.
“Help ke liye bulaya tha.”
“Event management company banne ke liye nahi.”
Sameer quietly bola,
“Sir honestly… hum khud confused hain.”
Raat Ka Scene
Shaadi ke baad teenon phir Pandey chai stall par baithe the.
Gurpreet happily bola,
“Shaadi mast thi.”
Sameer:
“Tumhari wajah se.”
Raghav sigh karta hai.
“Sach bolun?”
“Jahan hum teen jaate hain…”
Sameer sentence complete karta hai.
“Wahan kaam automatically bigad jaata hai.”
Pandey ji chai dete hue hans pade.
“Isliye toh tum log famous ho.”
Aur us raat area mein ek hi baat chal rahi thi.
“Agar shaadi safe rakhni hai… toh 3 tigada ko invite mat karo.”
Aage to inki life me aur tufan aane wala hai....
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